From: Arrest These Merry Gentlemen
A is for pardon or what did you say
B all and end all and diddle all the day
C is for sailors who drink lots of Rum
(C is for Christmas once a year that do come)
D ‘s what you sing just before dum dee dum
E eye adio the farmers in the dell
F for effort I didn’t do very well
G wont stand up coz it’s just half a horse and
H goes with P for a bit of a sauce
I is a name what I calls I self
J is for Jailer but G is as well
K is alright when it goes after O
L is like heaven but hotter you know
M is for may which goes before I
N is for no that’s the usual reply
O ooh Antonio and
P went with H just to verses ago
Q is for waiting until your turn come
R is for reading and writing and sums
S oohs for petrol which goes in your car and
T ‘s what you put your balls on if you want to drive far
(S is for sea which laps on the shore)
(T ‘s for Tsunami which sadly does more)
U is for me as I is for you
V is a sign what tells me what to do
W ‘s for words in love letters I jot ‘em and
X is a sign for a kiss on the bottom
Y is a valley, ware is a town
Z is for zero we’ve counted right down
Playtime is over we all hear the bell go and
Now we can tell our R’s from our elbow
Sing high sing low then sing in the middle
If you want to join in just sing fiddle de diddle