Album: Like A Rhinestone Ploughboy – Artist: Sid Kipper

A young person was a-walking one morning in May
Met a second young person a-walking that way
Say the first of these people I have Spanish leather
And oh, ’tis my wish we were bonded together
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All things being equal our screws will be loose
What’s sauce for the gander is juice for the goose

Oh the way I respond to the charms that thou hast
I just cannot tell you lest you feel harrassed
But you are so comely and so fair of face
How I long to enter your personal space
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Said the other I’m willing if you would agree
To place you above me and then underneath
To a mossy green bank these two persons did haste
And there in a meaningful way interfaced
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Both parties were eager, both parties were brisk
Both failed to insure ‘gainst a third party risk
And so nine months later as I understand
A third person singular came all unplanned
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Now the first person declared without guile
For your sweet sake I would lay down my lifestyle
So these two were married like sister and brother
And over the threshold they carried each other
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