Album: The Ever Decreasing Circle – Artist: The Kipper Family

On the first day of Christmas my dog and I brought back
A partridge in an old sack.

Two moor hens

Three lame ducks

Four bald coots

Five poached eggs

Six bootiful turkeys

Seven pleasant pheasants

Eight stoned crows

Nine breeding rabits – all with dirty habits

Ten hares receding

Eleven salmon smoking

Twelve stags a-rutting

On the thirteenth day of Christmas my dog and I got caught with:
Twelve stags a-rutting

Spoken: We got taken to court and tried
and spent the next fourteen days inside.