The Poacher’s Christmas

Album: The Ever Decreasing Circle - Artist: The Kipper Family

On the first day of Christmas my dog and I brought back
A partridge in an old sack.

Two moor hens

Three lame ducks

Four bald coots

Five poached eggs

Six bootiful turkeys

Seven pleasant pheasants

Eight stoned crows

Nine breeding rabits - all with dirty habits

Ten hares receding

Eleven salmon smoking

Twelve stags a-rutting

On the thirteenth day of Christmas my dog and I got caught with:
Twelve stags a-rutting

Spoken: We got taken to court and tried
and spent the next fourteen days inside.

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