This sores used to appear in Sid Kippers official Trunch Trumpet mailing. Unfortunately, I failed to collect that many!

“Well, when one door closes, you may have to get out of the window”

“Actors speak louder than worms”

“The way to a man’s heart is paved with good intentions”

“There’s newts as queer as folk”

“If the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, you’re starting from a very odd place”